{"product_id":"the-naughty-christmas-sweater","title":"The Naughty Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas spirit. Questionable decisions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA lightweight, long-sleeve polyester top with a cheeky Christmas illusion print. The chest, outfit details and fluffy-looking trim are part of the printed design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSix festive designs: The Original, The Elf, Santa’s Suspenders, Santa Belly, Naughty Santa and Christmas Bombshell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neckline and long sleeves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePolyester fabric; supplier lists this as a lightweight long-sleeve top.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable. Follow the care label supplied with the garment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChoose your size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSupplier-provided adult garment measurements for this sweater, in inches and centimetres. 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Leave room for your preferred fit; do not choose by the size label alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"adult-measuring\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChest (around):\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay your sweatshirt flat, measure from underarm seam to underarm seam, then double that number. The chart already shows the full circumference.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShoulder width:\u003c\/strong\u003e Measure across the back, from one shoulder seam to the other.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve length:\u003c\/strong\u003e Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBundle and save\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy two sweaters and save 10%, or buy three or more and save 20%. Mix designs and sizes. The best eligible sweater discount is applied automatically at checkout; discounts do not stack.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDelivery and returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eShips directly from our supplier. Shipping options and the estimated delivery window will be shown before checkout. 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